Chapter 3: Twenty-Four Hour Home Guard

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At last, the masked girl let out a long sigh and remarked, "You are indeed not that scoundrel Zhu Yun; it seems we have apprehended the wrong person"

Otaku: Once you cast this skill, you cannot leave your home for twenty-four hours, nor can any external force remove you from your residence

"What is good about home? I absolutely hate home... cough..." An Qian said halfway, suddenly realizing that it felt strange to complain about her home in front of a stranger, and quickly stopped. Then she furrowed her brows and said seriously: "Young Master Yi, you have lost your memory and cannot find your home. It would be very difficult to find food in a desert city, and without a room to shelter from the wind and sand at night, you might wake up in the morning buried in sand. This is far too unsafe"

"Young Master Yi, your profession is quite unusual, a 24-hour home security guard, is it really impressive?" Xiao Yu asked foolishly

Yiyun is delighted, ha, it turns out I can change my profession at will, so it doesn't matter now, I will just remain a 24-hour home security guard!

The guard girl was named Xiaoyu, and Yiyun silently noted it down in her heart

"Cough, this is of course very impressive," Yi Yun said casually.

Xiao Yu spoke cheerfully: "There are many levels in professions. The first level is green, the second level is red, the third level is blue, the fourth level is gold... As for the fifth level and the sixth level, I don't know what colors they are. In any case, the higher the level, the more powerful it is."

Each profession has several active skills that can be cast and several passive skills that take effect continuously. Xiaoyu smiled and said, "For example, my passive skill 'Guardian' is 'Heart of Protection', which slightly increases defense when protecting others"

By the way, our troupe is called the "Moe Girl Troupe". It consists entirely of women, with only you and the books as the sole men. Please refrain from wandering around at odd hours, as you might be mistaken for a notorious scoundrel from Chongqing, which could lead to significant trouble

Yiyun was taken aback, "Huh? Is someone speaking in my head? Oh! Right, considering it from the perspective of a homebody, isn't it only natural to receive a big gift package when traveling through time? There's no need to make a fuss over such a trivial matter. If one were to travel through time and not receive a gift package, that would be truly inappropriate.

Eh? The masked girl, the guardian girl, and the scout girl were all taken aback, clearly not expecting Yi Yun to actually release such an unheard-of and bizarre profession. The three girls exchanged glances, and the guardian girl said in confusion, "Green Light, this represents the first tier, twenty-four-hour home security guard. With such a long name, what kind of profession is this?"

The masked young girl slowly rose from her seat. It was only when she stood that Yi Yun realized her figure was tall and slender, quite charming. The young girl gave a slight bow to Yi Yun and politely said, "Young Master Yi, my name is An Qian. We have misunderstood you this time. I will send someone later to deliver some gold and silver as an apology. I hope you will not be angry."

Well, let me calmly accept this gift package and then consider what profession I should transition into. First-tier combat class, militia, this is clearly a profession for fighting and killing. How could a homebody with ideals and aspirations possibly sweat it out, hacking away at a bunch of foolish enemies?

While speaking, Xiaoyu had already led Yiyun to a small tent where miscellaneous goods were piled up, and smiled at him, saying: "Young Master Yi, would it be acceptable to stay in this tent for one night?"

However... it's a pity it's only first tier. Xiao Yu smiled and said, "No matter how powerful a first tier is, it has its limits. My 'guardian' is second tier, hee, stronger than Young Master Yi."

Little Hetushucomcom nodded, called Yiyun, exited the tent, and walked towards the rear of the camp. There was a large area filled with tents; some tents had their doors closed, indicating that they were occupied, while others had their doors open, revealing various goods piled inside.

Indeed ...! ... I have to choose the last one, the first-tier waste class profession, the 24-hour home security guard ...! Although I dislike the term "waste," but ... ... the profession I just mentioned to those girls is exactly this. If I don't change my profession to this, I won't be able to deceive them, right?

"How about this? You can temporarily stay in my brigade tonight, which can serve as a place for you to settle down. Tomorrow at dawn, you can return to Chongqing to find your home." An Qian said earnestly, "This can also be considered our apology for the rude abduction."

I am utterly exasperated. His passive skill called "Guardian's Heart" seems quite impressive. Why are the two passive skills of my profession so unreliable? What kind of nonsense is it to endure loneliness and eat instant noodles for a month without getting tired of it? Isn't this just ridiculous?

Iyun tilted his mouth slightly, unsure if it was related to the "Great Job Change System." Suddenly, he understood how to cast a profession, so he silently recited in his mind: "Release profession..."

An Qian said to the guard girl who had brought Yi Yun, "Xiao Yu, take Young Master Yi to find a tent to rest, and also explain to him about our troop's situation, so that Young Master Yi does not think we are people of dubious origin"

Hmm, it seems that there are many different departments, right?" Yiyun casually asked.

Iyun nodded, and just at that moment ... ...

First-order spell system, Taoist apprentice. It seems quite interesting to cast spells, but the character "童" in "道童" feels quite awkward. I am a young man of eighteen years, so why should I be called "童"? I reject this!

A green light emanated from his body, followed by a long line of green characters flashing above his head: "24-Hour Home Security Guard"

Alright, you will now be transferred to the position of "24-hour home security guard"

A sudden scream from a young girl echoed from the nearby tent: "Scorpion... deadly scorpion... ah... it stung me, help..."

Xiao Yu was startled and quickly ran towards the nearby tent. Yi Yun was slightly taken aback and followed her...

I feel dizzy, and Yi Yun immediately regretted it. This profession is really terrible, isn't it? It truly belongs to the useless category, with several skills that completely give off an unreliable vibe. I wonder what use they have? ... Sigh, forget it, anyway ... I might as well just put this out to fool the girl in front of me.

Oh? Just now, when the Great Job Change System asked me what profession I wanted to switch to, I chose the "24-Hour Home Guard" in the Waste Type category. Can I change my profession? If I can't change, wouldn't that mean I'm completely useless?

Stung by a highly venomous scorpion? ... This is not good ... . ... I fear this child is doomed, a flash of compassion involuntarily crossed Yiyun's mind

Two individuals arrived in front of a small tent, which was entirely pink and exuded a charming atmosphere. A girl dressed in a pink long dress lay in the center of the tent. She had a round face, appeared to be around fifteen or sixteen years old, and was quite adorable. However, her face was now pale and bruised, and her expression was one of agony. On her exposed calf beneath the dress, there was a black hole from which black blood was oozing. There were no poisonous scorpions in her vicinity; it was possible that the scorpion that had stung her had already slipped away through a gap beneath the tent.

"Oh, is the one emitting red light the second order?" Yi Yun showed some interest: "I have lost my memory, so I am not very clear about matters regarding my profession and the books. Could you please explain it to me, Miss Xiao Yu?"

Iyun shrugged and replied in his mind: "I choose the last one!"

The scout girl nodded and said, "I have never seen such a profession before. Although I don't quite understand it, it looks very impressive."

Indeed! Yiyun nodded earnestly and said, "The feeling of being homeless is too terrible."

Yiyun smiled and asked, "Is this masked woman named An Qian? It's a nice name. She speaks quite politely; although she seemed a bit fierce just now, that was because she thought the person in front of her was the notorious Zhu Yun from Chongqing, which has nothing to do with me. Furthermore, she mentioned wanting to give me some gold and silver, indicating that the currency in this world is also gold and silver. This is yet another valuable piece of information.

First-tier healing class, pharmacist. ... This seems quite good, as I also chose the priest class when I played WOW, but ...? ... I don't like the character for "pharmacist"; I hope I won't have to go up the mountain to gather herbs! ? I absolutely detest going up the mountain; staying at home is the way to go! Rejected!

At this thought, a mechanical electronic sound echoed in Yiyun's mind, prompting: "Do you wish to change your profession? The Great Job Change System is at your service at any time..."

Ding, you have acquired an active casting skill

Indeed, they are divided into combat, support, medical, spell, special, and dominion categories... In short, it's hard to explain in just a few words, and I don't quite understand all of it either said Xiaoyu with a chuckle

Ding, you have acquired two permanent passive skills

... ...

Iyun cupped his hands and sighed, "I am not angry; I have simply lost my memory and cannot find my home, which is quite distressing. If I cannot find my home, I will not be able to be a qualified 24-hour home security guard, alas..."

Uh, don't rush to criticize, first analyze! It seems that this world has a profession system similar to a game, and Yiyun silently pondered: high-level professions are powerful, while low-level professions are weak. Relying on the abilities granted by their professions, everyone seeks a suitable position in society and continues to live in that position.

Wow, this masked girl is actually very kind-hearted. Yi Yun was overjoyed. Having crossed over to another world, even though I am someone who is used to reading crossover novels and watching anime, I still feel a bit uneasy. It is truly wonderful to have a place to stay for the night. A temporary home is still a home, and I can finally relax at home.

Loneliness Resistance: You won't feel lonely even when you are by yourself

First-tier treatment system's pharmacist? Wait! When the Great Job Change System asked me what profession I wanted to change to, it seemed to mention this profession! Yi Yun felt a surge of joy in his heart. Seeing a girl poisoned, the righteous otaku spirit within him began to blaze fiercely. Without further thought, he immediately called out in his mind: "Great Job Change System... quickly change my profession to pharmacist... right now, immediately..."

Every profession has specific skills, right

At this moment, the masked girl spoke in a cold tone: "Yiyun, if you want to prove that you are Yiyun and not the notorious Zhu Yun from Chongqing, you better reveal your profession as a '24-hour home security guard' quickly, or I will treat you as Zhu Yun and kill you."

With a sound of "ding," the job transfer begins

The little rain beside her shared the same thought. She dashed forward, embracing the fallen girl, and cried out loudly: "This is a wound caused by a first-tier poisonous scorpion's sting. An ordinary doctor would likely be unable to save her in time... At least a first-tier healing mage is needed to treat her. What should we do? Our expedition team has no healer... Woe is me..."

Yiyun quickly agreed.

Simple Diet: You can eat instant noodles for an entire month without getting tired of them